If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.
LL Cool J, Rose Byrne, and Big Sean were on "The Tonight Show" with Jimmy Fallon Monday night, and Jimmy had them play Pictionary. LL and Rose were partners and Jimmy and Big Sean were partners. LL admitted he could not draw and ... he was right. Watch what happens when he's supposed to draw a tattoo and instead draws something vaguely phallic-looking and starts swearing and has to be bleeped out. It was bad. Rose was good, not that it helped them.
John Stamos was on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" and gave Jimmy the "exclusive" on the "Full House" return, which is coming to Netflix. "It starts sort of as a reunion and spins off into this, like, a spinoff, and so you have Candace [Cameron Bure] and Jodie [Sweetin] and Andrea Barber (Kimmy Gibler) and Candace has two boys and it's sort of a reversal and we turn the house over to her. It's a labor of love and we've been literally trying for so many years to get it right, and I think we finally got it perfect." He said if they can't get the Olsen twins they're going to dress Jimmy up. They're going to do an hour special, then segue into the spinoff, and they're hoping to get the original cast for that hour special, at least. In unrelated news, John was proclaimed "best looking Greek" by President Barack Obama, during a Greek celebration event.
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Actor Michael B. Jordan was also on JKL and talked about sharing his name with the greatest basketball player. He has not met the other Michael Jordan yet.
Amy Schumer was on "Late Show with David Letterman" and talked about her experience at the MTV Movie Awards. Dave said, since she probably won't be on the show again (he's retiring very soon), she should do something that she'll regret. So she stood up and started lifting her dress in front of the audience. She showed off a scar at the top of her thigh. "That's my vagina." Dave: "Well. I asked for it, didn't I? It's my fault." Amy said it's actually a surfing scar.
John Travolta was on Dave's show and John's son, Ben, made his debut on the show. They wanted to bring him out but Ben was scared. He had a mini tantrum and Dave said they might have a place for him on the staff. Dave also gives a wee bit of a Fallon diss in the video, so look for that.
Rosario Dawson, Tony Hale, and Sharon Osbourne were on "The Late Late Show with James Corden." The group played "Guess Who?" with the audience. Tony talked about "Veep" and how the writing staff is mostly British. Sharon and James talked about how British people are so good at insults. Sharon sends her insults in the "post" - she used to send her kids' poop in a Tiffany box to people who irritated her.
Lindsey Vonn was on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" and talked about dating Tiger Woods.
The incomparable Helen Mirren was also on Seth's show and she talked about how she's a little bit ibest-of-late-night-tv-bad-pictionary-with-ll-cool-j-rose-byrnen love with Vin Diesel.